amphichon

“Antique shops?” the woman in Tourist Information began memorizing my features in case a robbery was reported later. “Why do you want antique shops? The best bargains are the charity shops.”
“It’s my mum’s birthday,” I lied. “She likes vases.”
“Oh. For Mum? Oh! Isn’t Mum lucky having you as a [...]

I am feeling artistic today. Look what I made:

Nice, eh?
By the way – this piece of art is© 2007 by herichon, all rights reserved, and my right to display this art on my website is protected under the first amendment as freedom of expression.
Now that I’ve used up all my creativity, I [...]

“I saw Pan’s Labyrinth. It was good. It’s a totally different movie
than the original, though. You know, Labyrinth? They did a totally
different thing.”
(by way of friend Heather, who did not actually say this herself)

Before I lose the link again for another couple of years, here is Strindberg & Helium.
(There used to be an embedded video here of one of my favorites, Absinthe and Women, but the embedding was totally fucking with my site, so I took it out. You can find it easily at the link above [...]

Found on InertiaBlog: a live-action version of Nintendo’s classic Punch-Out.
Other memorable short live-action films spotted recently:

live-action Simpsons intro
live-action Mario

preview of Super Hamster Puzzle Attack Turbo II
And of course people can’t seem to get enough live-action Pac-Man.
the original live-action Pac-Man
Minneapolis live-action Pac-Man – longer and not as funny as above, but you get to see Pac-Man [...]

So. How would you feel, if you came home to spot this in your In Box?

Click to open fullsize image. And yes, my given name is Eric, but don’t tell anybody.
Good thing I checked my Junk folder – I almost missed this.
So um. Talk about confirmation links you probably [...]

A hokey and unintentionally hilarious happy new year to your and yours, from your friends at amphichon.

(Okay, well, I was mostly responsible for this one.)
[Insert random discussion of Sam Jackson in Snakes on a Plane here.]
J: Motherfuckin’ snakes on a motherfuckin’ plane!
T: Yeah, Samuel L. Jackson… you know I always get him mixed up with Morgan Freeman.
M: Well you know how to tell those guys apart, right? [...]

brushing my teeth, honest…
(Seriously, cats in strange places are never ever not funny.)