from the overheard-at-work archives
September 14th, 2006 by herichon
(Okay, well, I was mostly responsible for this one.)
[Insert random discussion of Sam Jackson in Snakes on a Plane here.]
J: Motherfuckin’ snakes on a motherfuckin’ plane!
T: Yeah, Samuel L. Jackson… you know I always get him mixed up with Morgan Freeman.
M: Well you know how to tell those guys apart, right? Morgan Freeman doesn’t say ‘motherfuckin’. If you’re not sure who you’re looking at, just watch him for a minute, if he calls something ‘motherfuckin’ something’, you know it’s Sam Jackson.
T: Though it’d be pretty badass if Morgan Freeman started swearing too.
M: ‘I’m tired of motherfuckin’ inmates diggin’ motherfuckin’ holes in the motherfuckin’ walls with motherfuckin’ rock hammers!’
J: ‘Okay, here’s that motherfuckin’ stone wall in the middle of motherfuckin’ noplace, now where’s that motherfuckin’ rock?’
M: You know what I think they should do… I think they should go back and redub some of Sam Jackson’s other movies. How awesome would Star Wars be?
T: ‘Hey, that’s my motherfuckin’ light saber!’
M: ‘I’m tired of all these motherfucking’ Sith on motherfuckin’ Coruscant!’
T: ‘Goddamn, it’s the motherfuckin’ Chancellor!’